You don't need white lines on the road
The bigger you are the more right of way you have, same goes for the loudest horn
A car would be defected if it had no horn in Rome
A smart car can doesn't have to park parallel to the kerb
Hand basin taps work with foot control (learnt that one the hard way!)
There are no single sex toilets, it's all for one
You can be a tour guide and navigator all in the one breath
Manuel and Sybil are living in Rome!
Free wifi does not necessarily mean you can access it. In some instances you have to be within 2 feet of the computer to get it.
A mouse running in a wheel could power the Internet faster than it is available in some places
"apple" does not exist in Italy, yet everyone has an iPhone
No does not mean no to the gypsies
It is possible to shower in a phone booth
Something that looks like a tablecloth can pass as a bath towel
Hair dryers from the 50's still exist in Italy
Low tourist season in Italy does not guarantee there will not be a crowd!
Florence is the shopping capital of Italy!
Italians can eat 7 courses and still remain skinny
Lunchtime can be at 4 o clock in the afternoon You can still be eating dinner at 11 pm
Six o clock in the evening is considered afternoon
Coffee does not come in a paper cup
There is no such thing as no standing, even at a pedestrian crossing
Being a pedestrian on a crossing does not give you the right to cross the road
A stop sign doesn't mean stop
There are more rules in Italy than any other country, but very few of them are obeyed. It's easier to go to church and ask for forgiveness
The tobacco companies rely on the Italians for their existence
Dogs are allowed in bars and restaurants
You can eat for the price of a glass of wine
The bigger you are the more right of way you have, same goes for the loudest horn
A car would be defected if it had no horn in Rome
A smart car can doesn't have to park parallel to the kerb
Hand basin taps work with foot control (learnt that one the hard way!)
There are no single sex toilets, it's all for one
You can be a tour guide and navigator all in the one breath
Manuel and Sybil are living in Rome!
Free wifi does not necessarily mean you can access it. In some instances you have to be within 2 feet of the computer to get it.
A mouse running in a wheel could power the Internet faster than it is available in some places
"apple" does not exist in Italy, yet everyone has an iPhone
No does not mean no to the gypsies
It is possible to shower in a phone booth
Something that looks like a tablecloth can pass as a bath towel
Hair dryers from the 50's still exist in Italy
Low tourist season in Italy does not guarantee there will not be a crowd!
Florence is the shopping capital of Italy!
Italians can eat 7 courses and still remain skinny
Lunchtime can be at 4 o clock in the afternoon You can still be eating dinner at 11 pm
Six o clock in the evening is considered afternoon
Coffee does not come in a paper cup
There is no such thing as no standing, even at a pedestrian crossing
Being a pedestrian on a crossing does not give you the right to cross the road
A stop sign doesn't mean stop
There are more rules in Italy than any other country, but very few of them are obeyed. It's easier to go to church and ask for forgiveness
The tobacco companies rely on the Italians for their existence
Dogs are allowed in bars and restaurants
You can eat for the price of a glass of wine
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